Bizarre quotes from meetings

When I worked at Ft. Monroe, a friend of mine by the name of Kevin, made a hobby out of recording statements buy one of the Leads at our meetings. This lead had a way with words that always amazed me and everyone else, and had the added benefit of making a meeting with him in it very interesting. While some if not much of this is politically incorrect, it is also a bit funny, because they are, in some cases, things that should not be said at a meeting.

Oh and just like Kevin, I also do not claim to know what all of these mean. Just think of them in the context of a series of meetings dealing with event planing.

1: They are swinging late on a fastball.
2: sweat pump activation
3: a butt-numbing event
4: they had their brains in neutral.
5: bureaucratic nightmares
6: let's flatten that cat
7: run back over that cat
8: it was like a primer went off in his butt
9: run the rats down the holes
10: we've kicked that can already
11: we're going far into the empire
12: a waste of human flesh
13: you need to get in bed with that information
14: he's the dullest arrow in the quiver
15: this thing has the atomic weight of plutonium in it
16: a turd in the punchbowl
17: let's have 500mg of common sense
18: dead brain; 1 each
19: we've got some fence-mending to do
20: Parry that and plant one on his kisser
21: is that like, "Hi, I'm Ed; call me Jason"?
22: now we're bagging cats
23: it'll give you wolf breath
24: She's an oxygen thief
25: he's experiencing billet-rage
26: turret-syndrome reaction
27: any monkey can do that job
28: he's eight rungs down the food chain
29: we're not going to do a 'hey diddle diddle up the middle' on this one
30: the war goes on while the furer sleeps
31: it seems he dropped out of the punch bowl
32: we've recovered well from yesterday's 'standing eight count'
33: OK, everyone unpucker your sphincters
34: we've got an 'issue on steroids' here
35: we just kneecapped a bunch of people
36: I was just standing there with my teeth in my mouth
37: I was the heavy bag that got punched
38: he's calling audibles
39: before we start the stuffex
40: we ate some cheese on him
41: the (AAR) monkeys (Replace AAR with your favorite group with in the company)
42: they were just giving north-south head nods.